Crystal Breeze
Nude

Before you send your daughter to Hollywood High School consider this fact: Crystal Breeze graduated from there in 1983. She went on to become a porn star, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s not the career path most fathers want for their precious little darlings. Other guys’ daughters, well, that’s quite all right, which is why Mr. Skin can appreciate Crystal, who is unrelated to the Skin Dynasty. But Crystal washed off the sperm to appear in several softcore productions, starting with Roller Blade (1985), the cheaply produced hit that spawned a sub-genre of its own. Crystal even tried her mams out as a Scream Queen in the horror flick Evils of the Night (1985), with fellow adult performer Amber Lynn. The patriotic-sounding thriller Lust for Freedom (1987) was Crystal’s finest flash, and her last mainstream-ish look was in the action flick Army of One (1993), which will make your one very happy. By the end of the millennium Crystal’s career was over, but what a lusty legacy she’s left us.